I'll have...

I'll have my dessert first.

That is my motto, especially when my favorite aunt comes to visit.

We go out to eat just about every night

and we always get dessert first.

After all, it's much easier to take regular food home

as leftovers, but it's super hard to take home dessert.

Most dessert looks soo pretty it's a crime to stuff it into a to-go box.

Therefore, dessert is always first.

Pretty smart huh? It's an appetizer and dessert all in one.

However, some waiters don't think it's smart at all.

While we were at Olive Garden, we told our waiter

we want dessert first.

We expected him to go along with what we wanted,

no questions asked.

Instead, he looks at us and says,

"Are you serious? You really eat dessert before your meal?"

To which we replied with an obvious yes.

No joke, our waiter starts to lecture us on how we will get cavities

by eating dessert first!

I suppose you never get cavities if you eat dessert after...

Hahaha what a fool. I could not stop laughing at him!

We got our dessert first either way,

but anytime he came by our table he shook his head!

Bahahaha! He was so frustrated

at how we ate things out of order.

Poor waiter. But despite the waiter, the evening was fun,

the dessert was amazing,

and we still cannot stop laughing about the waiter!