About Jesus
(pronounced Hey-Zeus, not like Jesus from the Bible)
(The Mrs. had to write this since I'm too busy watching Top Gear. Best show ever.)
1. Love my my God, lord, wife and family.
2. I'm obsessed with cars.
2. I'm obsessed with cars.
3. I'm color blind.
4. I love guns.
5. I know if a place is good to eat at just by looking at peoples faces.
6. I think I could eat hot dogs everyday of the week. You can do so much with those things.
7. If a frog farts under water, does it create bubbles?.
8. We have an awesome, cool dog. Her farts smell worse then mine
9. I think my wife is beautiful.
10. Golf is really a sport. I was actually sore after playing it.
11. I'm a hard worker.
12. I'm a Mormon.
13. I miss our Guinea Pigs that we left in CA with our friends.
And then we found out they died.
And then we found out they died.
14. I eat popcorn at movie theaters.
15. I'm cool.
